until AI can tell me everyone who has ever had a crush on me im not rly interested Page caption

People always think i got hos like just say I'm sexy Page caption

i love when beautiful handsome men are also comedians Page caption

Not liking me is valid I probably said some real sht you didn't like Page caption

My friends better make sure it says I had hoes on my obituary Page caption

imagine having an angel like me texting you and you are ignoring her Page caption

i flirt for fun and panic when it works Page caption

third base is when i have a panic attack infront of you Page caption

IDC how bad we fell off, if you call me & tell me you need me ...Ima hang up Page caption

Oh so you had your first high five with someone else? Practically ran through. Page caption

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I'm opening every gate Page caption

i'm the hottest i ever been but far from the hottest i'll ever be Page caption

i deserve a funny guy who wont get mad at me cuz i cant show affection Page caption

When you realize the family prime alcoholic is no longer your dad but it's now u Page caption

idk how to flirt i just say crazy shit and they agree and laugh because im sexy Page caption