until AI can tell me everyone who has ever had a crush on me im not rly interested Page caption

i love when beautiful handsome men are also comedians Page caption

Not liking me is valid I probably said some real sht you didn't like Page caption

People always think i got hos like just say I'm sexy Page caption

My friends better make sure it says I had hoes on my obituary Page caption

imagine having an angel like me texting you and you are ignoring her Page caption

i flirt for fun and panic when it works Page caption

Oh so you had your first high five with someone else? Practically ran through. Page caption

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I'm opening every gate Page caption

When you realize the family prime alcoholic is no longer your dad but it's now u Page caption

i hate when a mf keep asking what's wrong im bipolar btch idk yet Page caption

third base is when i have a panic attack infront of you Page caption

I'm not the “we used to talk" type. I’ve never seen that mf in my life on my granny Page caption

and to my great grandchildren i leave 42,567 screenshots Page caption

i deserve a funny guy who wont get mad at me cuz i cant show affection Page caption