The type of drink my dad orders when he’s the one driving From this sound

"who radicalized you" when my grade school teacher told us nobody gets seconds until everyone gets their firsts Sound's custom caption

i literally predicted this exact outcome but okay let's all act surprised Page caption

i'm a baddie but i'm also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thoughts all the time Page caption

Happiest boy on this planet because I found the sweetest, most amazing girl in this generation. Sound's custom caption

"Nothing from my side, thanks" - my wedding vows Page caption

Not all girls want fancy things. Take me fishing, sit around a bonfire, a late night drive, dancing in front of the headlights, listening to music while watching the sunset. Sometimes I just need you. From this sound

the queen just misses her handsome cutie sexy majestic glorious king Page caption

being a good gf got me nowhere stay evil Page caption

Kinda jealous how your phone gets to hold your hand all day and I don't Sound's custom caption

and if life never brings us together again, i hope you still remember me sometimes, the way i know i'll remember you for the rest of my life. From this sound

The urge to run away and get married, just us two. Sound's custom caption

idc how many girls make him laugh, i made him cry Page caption

yall be really draining the kindness out of a bitch Page caption

"who radicalized you?" the fact that "everyone should be able to eat" is for some reason, a hot take in American politics Sound's custom caption