i love when beautiful handsome men are also comedians Page caption

People always think i got hos like just say I'm sexy Page caption

imagine having an angel like me texting you and you are ignoring her Page caption

i flirt for fun and panic when it works Page caption

until AI can tell me everyone who has ever had a crush on me im not rly interested Page caption

third base is when i have a panic attack infront of you Page caption

Not liking me is valid I probably said some real sht you didn't like Page caption

i deserve a funny guy who wont get mad at me cuz i cant show affection Page caption

idk how to flirt i just say crazy shit and they agree and laugh because im sexy Page caption

ignore the red flags i'm funny asf baby Page caption

he not my man rn but oms he aint yalls either Page caption

My friends better make sure it says I had hoes on my obituary Page caption

when i ask him what time it is and instead of pulling out his phone he stretches out his arm Page caption

i'm like if a friend could be an absent father Page caption

the harder it is the more i want it Page caption