If he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. If he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. If he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser. Page caption

Me IMMEDIATELY when remember I can’t cry myself to sleep bc I’ll be puffy and chopped in the morning From this sound

if guys pee standing and poop sitting and girls pee sitting does that mean... Page caption

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you're only 60% sure what it means From this sound

I love it when some random person is really kind to me like omg wtf hi I love you Page caption

"who radicalized you?" as a kid during car rides I'd stare out the window and dream of a magic trash bag that could collect all the litter we drove by Sound's custom caption

Me IMMEDIATELY when remember I can’t cry myself to sleep bc I’ll be puffy and chopped in the morning From this sound

when you start feeling jealous but then remember you’re not even dating From this sound

just saw a girl on tiktok say gas prices don't effect her cause she puts 20 every time Page caption

The type of drink my dad orders when he’s the one driving From this sound

if I was a bird, I know exactly who I'd shit on. Page caption

Hey so I kinda miss you rn or wtv. Jk not kinda. Alot. I miss you a lot so teleport to me. Please and thank u Sound's custom caption

I wish we would already be married and live together but at the end of the day it doesn't matter because I know someday you'll be next to me every single day and I really can't wait for that. Sound's custom caption

You ever just sit back and realize you really don’t care no more? From this sound

we have lost the art of "what about you" in daily conversations and im so sick of it Page caption