If he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. If he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. If he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser. Page caption

if guys pee standing and poop sitting and girls pee sitting does that mean... Page caption

"who radicaled you" When i was 5 i thought long and hard and realized maybe everyone should have access to food Sound's custom caption

when ur too old to be getting mad at the game but its just genuinely one of those days From this sound

I love it when some random person is really kind to me like omg wtf hi I love you Page caption

i want YOU permanently, not temporary. From this sound

just saw a girl on tiktok say gas prices don't effect her cause she puts 20 every time Page caption

when you start feeling jealous but then remember you’re not even dating From this sound

if I was a bird, I know exactly who I'd shit on. Page caption

if i can treat myself better than you treat me then what do i need you for From this sound

"who radicalized you?" when i first learned about lobbying in high school i was like 'isn't that bribery?' and i still think that Sound's custom caption

we have lost the art of "what about you" in daily conversations and im so sick of it Page caption

What does it mean to be a mother? From this sound

The type of drink my dad orders when he’s the one driving From this sound

after losing my mind for a few hours i've made the executive decision that it's no longer that serious Page caption