Not to flirt or anything but I'd dance in the headlights on some backroad with you Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

Breakups hurt. You know what really fucking hurts? Trying to "make it work" with someone who has proven time and time again that they do not give a fuck about your feelings. That hurts. Page caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited backroad drives with the windows down. Sound's custom caption

whether i'm part of your story or not, i'll always want to see you succeed. i hope you build the life you've always talked about, achieve the things you've worked so hard for, and become the person you've always wanted to be. i'll be proud of you from any distance. Page caption

If you don't treat your woman well, God will take her from you and give her to someone who will treat her like a princess. i got you girl, welcome to my page... Page caption

Not trying to flirt or anything... but maybe we should watch finding Nemo and idk maybe kiss everytime we see a fish. Sound's custom caption

I'm not the old me anymore, no long paragraphs, no begging, no hope, it is what it is, you have me or you don't. Page caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

Staring at the "I understand." text I just sent, knowing I just got my entire heart ripped out of my chest. Page caption

A woman being single but unavailable usually means she loved hard once..... and paid for it. So If she's single but doesn't entertain anyone, that's not standards that's scars. Page caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited front porch mornings with the coffee still hot. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited late night grocery runs for no reason. Sound's custom caption