when i ask him what time it is and instead of pulling out his phone he stretches out his arm Page caption

i'm a baddie but i'm also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thoughts all the time Page caption

being a good gf got me nowhere stay evil Page caption

i don't play about my nonverbal time Page caption

i literally predicted this exact outcome but okay let's all act surprised Page caption

i'm like if a friend could be an absent father Page caption

i'll be funny and cool again soon guys just fighting for my life rn sorry Page caption

"Nothing from my side, thanks" - my wedding vows Page caption

i'm full of love but i'm also full of get the fuck out my face so idk Page caption

idc how many girls make him laugh, i made him cry Page caption

yall be really draining the kindness out of a bitch Page caption

the queen just misses her handsome cutie sexy majestic glorious king Page caption

first they give you butterflies then mental health problems Page caption

ik i ghosted u but you good in ur last post wyd Page caption

i keep getting sexier and it's starting to scare me Page caption