not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited backroad drives with the windows down. Sound's custom caption

holy your handsome Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited late night grocery runs for no reason. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

I'm not the old me anymore, no long paragraphs, no begging, no hope, it is what it is, you have me or you don't. Page caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

Staring at the "I understand." text I just sent, knowing I just got my entire heart ripped out of my chest. Page caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I would wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home. Sound's custom caption

A woman being single but unavailable usually means she loved hard once..... and paid for it. So If she's single but doesn't entertain anyone, that's not standards that's scars. Page caption