I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

A woman being single but unavailable usually means she loved hard once..... and paid for it. So If she's single but doesn't entertain anyone, that's not standards that's scars. Page caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

being kissed in your sleep and pulled closer is such a top tier affection Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I think it'll be pretty cool if we had a permanent sleep over. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

Bro wake up She's the type to let you do your own thing. She may have an attitude 24/7 but she's as honest as they come. She's sarcastic but has a heart of gold. She's stubborn as hell but as loyal as it gets. She doesn't need you and doesn't use you. So treat her right or lose the realest one you'll ever have Page caption

Not trying to flirt or anything... but maybe we should watch finding Nemo and idk maybe kiss everytime we see a fish. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited late night grocery runs for no reason. Sound's custom caption

thank you for letting me talk about the same thing 1000 times till im over it Sound's custom caption

to me yearn always sounds too delicate. whatever i go through is much more disgusting Page caption

hey ho you're my best friend ever so if you ever need me I'm just 5 missed calls and 15 unread text messages away Sound's custom caption