i apologize to him in my head & if he don't hear it that's on him Page caption

i don't play about my nonverbal time Page caption

when i ask him what time it is and instead of pulling out his phone he stretches out his arm Page caption

i literally predicted this exact outcome but okay let's all act surprised Page caption

i'm a baddie but i'm also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thoughts all the time Page caption

"Nothing from my side, thanks" - my wedding vows Page caption

i'm like if a friend could be an absent father Page caption

i hate when im being mean to a man and i can tell that sicko likes it Page caption

being a good gf got me nowhere stay evil Page caption

first they give you butterflies then mental health problems Page caption

idc how many girls make him laugh, i made him cry Page caption

i keep getting sexier and it's starting to scare me Page caption

i'll be funny and cool again soon guys just fighting for my life rn sorry Page caption

yall be really draining the kindness out of a bitch Page caption

micro cheat on me i'm mega gigantic cheating on you Page caption