i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I stay up past my bedtime to talk to you Sound's custom caption

I want you. not for fun, not to hurt you, and not to use you. i want you because I truly care. You deserve to feel loved, supported, valued, and safe. Sound's custom caption

i don't know where I'm gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it's somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you. Sound's custom caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

idk I kinda love the concept that being your authentic self will scare away the people who aren't meant for you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited bad singing in the truck with nobody watching. Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

I swear I have, like, a billion kisses saved up for you Sound's custom caption