idk how to flirt i just say crazy shit and they agree and laugh because im sexy Page caption

he not my man rn but oms he aint yalls either Page caption

i'm like if a friend could be an absent father Page caption

the harder it is the more i want it Page caption

i'll be funny and cool again soon guys just fighting for my life rn sorry Page caption

when i ask him what time it is and instead of pulling out his phone he stretches out his arm Page caption

single doesn't mean shi i still ignore people like i'm taken Page caption

i'm full of love but i'm also full of get the fuck out my face so idk Page caption

i apologize to him in my head & if he don't hear it that's on him Page caption

i don't play about my nonverbal time Page caption

i'm a baddie but i'm also a philosopher so expect me to be sexy and full of thoughts all the time Page caption

being a good gf got me nowhere stay evil Page caption

i literally predicted this exact outcome but okay let's all act surprised Page caption

first they give you butterflies then mental health problems Page caption

"Nothing from my side, thanks" - my wedding vows Page caption