not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited late night grocery runs for no reason. Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

A woman being single but unavailable usually means she loved hard once..... and paid for it. So If she's single but doesn't entertain anyone, that's not standards that's scars. Page caption

Bro wake up She's the type to let you do your own thing. She may have an attitude 24/7 but she's as honest as they come. She's sarcastic but has a heart of gold. She's stubborn as hell but as loyal as it gets. She doesn't need you and doesn't use you. So treat her right or lose the realest one you'll ever have Page caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

to me yearn always sounds too delicate. whatever i go through is much more disgusting Page caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

I'll forever be a "you should've just told me" type of person cause i'd rather get hurt by the truth than be protected by your lies Page caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

Not trying to be flirty but I thought I was in my "I don't need anyone" era and you've got me grinning ear to ear like a damn fool every time your name pops up on my phone Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption