idk I kinda love the concept that being your authentic self will scare away the people who aren't meant for you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption

not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

4 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs 3. We can create MINI versions of ourself 4. We can have unlimited sleepovers Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

being kissed in your sleep and pulled closer is such a top tier affection Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited backroad drives with the windows down. Sound's custom caption

i don't know where I'm gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it's somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

btw I love you soooo much my handsome boy Page caption

girlfriend?? nah I'm his wife. just not legally yet. Page caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption