unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

I'm not the old me anymore, no long paragraphs, no begging, no hope, it is what it is, you have me or you don't. Page caption

not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited late night grocery runs for no reason. Sound's custom caption

Staring at the "I understand." text I just sent, knowing I just got my entire heart ripped out of my chest. Page caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

being kissed in your sleep and pulled closer is such a top tier affection Sound's custom caption

A woman being single but unavailable usually means she loved hard once..... and paid for it. So If she's single but doesn't entertain anyone, that's not standards that's scars. Page caption

Bro wake up She's the type to let you do your own thing. She may have an attitude 24/7 but she's as honest as they come. She's sarcastic but has a heart of gold. She's stubborn as hell but as loyal as it gets. She doesn't need you and doesn't use you. So treat her right or lose the realest one you'll ever have Page caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I stay up past my bedtime to talk to you Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption