Not to flirt or anything but I stay up past my bedtime to talk to you Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd dance in the headlights on some backroad with you Sound's custom caption

the easiest way to become happy is to become grateful. Page caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited backroad drives with the windows down. Sound's custom caption

downside of being emotionally intelligent is that i can list a thousand reasons why i should hate a person, but ive analyzed them to a point where i understand why they act the way they do so really can't even be mad Page caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited kitchen hugs while nothing is even happening. Sound's custom caption

Breakups hurt. You know what really fucking hurts? Trying to "make it work" with someone who has proven time and time again that they do not give a fuck about your feelings. That hurts. Page caption

hey ho you're my best friend ever so if you ever need me I'm just 5 missed calls and 15 unread text messages away Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption