I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I stay up past my bedtime to talk to you Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited backroad drives with the windows down. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

Imagine a mini you and me running around our backyard one day. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited bad singing in the truck with nobody watching. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

forever grateful of how close we got randomly Page caption

hey ho you're my best friend ever so if you ever need me I'm just 5 missed calls and 15 unread text messages away Sound's custom caption

btw you are that one friend i always update when anything happens even if it's the most boring thing. & thank you for never complaining i do Page caption

baby you are mine & i do not share Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption