not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

Imagine a mini you and me running around our backyard one day. Sound's custom caption

baby you are mine & i do not share Sound's custom caption

i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

Not trying to be flirty but I thought I was in my "I don't need anyone" era and you've got me grinning ear to ear like a damn fool every time your name pops up on my phone Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I think it'll be pretty cool if we had a permanent sleep over. Sound's custom caption

holy your handsome Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited front porch mornings with the coffee still hot. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

idk I kinda love the concept that being your authentic self will scare away the people who aren't meant for you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption