idk I kinda love the concept that being your authentic self will scare away the people who aren't meant for you. Sound's custom caption

i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt but I would make u food in the middle of the night if u asked me to Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption

Imagine a mini you and me running around our backyard one day. Sound's custom caption

forever grateful of how close we got randomly Page caption

btw you are that one friend i always update when anything happens even if it's the most boring thing. & thank you for never complaining i do Page caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption

I love my bsf so much. I hope one day we get a photo together. Page caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption