Not to flirt or anything but I'd dance in the headlights on some backroad with you Sound's custom caption

i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

the easiest way to become happy is to become grateful. Page caption

downside of being emotionally intelligent is that i can list a thousand reasons why i should hate a person, but ive analyzed them to a point where i understand why they act the way they do so really can't even be mad Page caption

not to flirt or anything but if you were a dinosaur you'd be a gorgeousaurus. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I stay up past my bedtime to talk to you Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

Breakups hurt. You know what really fucking hurts? Trying to "make it work" with someone who has proven time and time again that they do not give a fuck about your feelings. That hurts. Page caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

Not trying to be flirty but I thought I was in my "I don't need anyone" era and you've got me grinning ear to ear like a damn fool every time your name pops up on my phone Sound's custom caption

Not trying to flirt or anything... but maybe we should watch finding Nemo and idk maybe kiss everytime we see a fish. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

whether i'm part of your story or not, i'll always want to see you succeed. i hope you build the life you've always talked about, achieve the things you've worked so hard for, and become the person you've always wanted to be. i'll be proud of you from any distance. Page caption

If you don't treat your woman well, God will take her from you and give her to someone who will treat her like a princess. i got you girl, welcome to my page... Page caption