idk I kinda love the concept that being your authentic self will scare away the people who aren't meant for you. Sound's custom caption

I swear I have, like, a billion kisses saved up for you Sound's custom caption

Not trying to be flirty but I thought I was in my "I don't need anyone" era and you've got me grinning ear to ear like a damn fool every time your name pops up on my phone Sound's custom caption

not to flirt, but i would push you in a bush when we are walking Sound's custom caption

i met you. i liked you. i love you. i'm keeping you. Sound's custom caption

unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

I want you. not for fun, not to hurt you, and not to use you. i want you because I truly care. You deserve to feel loved, supported, valued, and safe. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I'd wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home and scratch your back Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

Imagine a mini you and me running around our backyard one day. Sound's custom caption