Not to flirt or anything but I'd happily sit in the garage and hand you the wrong tools, distract you with the funny tiktoks that pop up on my phone, say I'm hungry prolly 10x, and throw an attitude all. while you try to fix your truck Sound's custom caption

being kissed in your sleep and pulled closer is such a top tier affection Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

the easiest way to become happy is to become grateful. Page caption

Not to flirt or anything but I'd dance in the headlights on some backroad with you Sound's custom caption

downside of being emotionally intelligent is that i can list a thousand reasons why i should hate a person, but ive analyzed them to a point where i understand why they act the way they do so really can't even be mad Page caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

Breakups hurt. You know what really fucking hurts? Trying to "make it work" with someone who has proven time and time again that they do not give a fuck about your feelings. That hurts. Page caption

whether i'm part of your story or not, i'll always want to see you succeed. i hope you build the life you've always talked about, achieve the things you've worked so hard for, and become the person you've always wanted to be. i'll be proud of you from any distance. Page caption

thank you for letting me talk about the same thing 1000 times till im over it Sound's custom caption

If you don't treat your woman well, God will take her from you and give her to someone who will treat her like a princess. i got you girl, welcome to my page... Page caption

i don't know where I'm gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it's somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you. Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime. Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited bible studies whenever. Sound's custom caption