My friends better make sure it says I had hoes on my obituary Page caption

Oh so you had your first high five with someone else? Practically ran through. Page caption

"But you were online" I don't care if I was on the news, I reply when I want Page caption

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I'm opening every gate Page caption

If you miss me one day remember it was your fault Page caption

dont let those sad reposts fool you im still the fucking goat Page caption

When you realize the family prime alcoholic is no longer your dad but it's now u Page caption

i hate when a mf keep asking what's wrong im bipolar btch idk yet Page caption

I'm not the “we used to talk" type. I’ve never seen that mf in my life on my granny Page caption

and to my great grandchildren i leave 42,567 screenshots Page caption

mog that mf n move on Page caption

be crazy ab me or gtfo Page caption

i like mine overly strict i'm not gon listen but i still like it though Page caption

going to donate my brain to a scientist so yall can study a real bitch Page caption

i like people who can sense when to stop talking to me Page caption