until AI can tell me everyone who has ever had a crush on me im not rly interested Page caption

i'm the hottest i ever been but far from the hottest i'll ever be Page caption

"But you were online" I don't care if I was on the news, I reply when I want Page caption

My friends better make sure it says I had hoes on my obituary Page caption

Oh so you had your first high five with someone else? Practically ran through. Page caption

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I'm opening every gate Page caption

When you realize the family prime alcoholic is no longer your dad but it's now u Page caption

i hate when a mf keep asking what's wrong im bipolar btch idk yet Page caption

I'm not the “we used to talk" type. I’ve never seen that mf in my life on my granny Page caption

If you miss me one day remember it was your fault Page caption

and to my great grandchildren i leave 42,567 screenshots Page caption

dont let those sad reposts fool you im still the fucking goat Page caption

mog that mf n move on Page caption

be crazy ab me or gtfo Page caption

going to donate my brain to a scientist so yall can study a real bitch Page caption