unfortunately, I have no idea how to flirt so I just speak nonsense and hope you think I'm cute and then you fall in love with me Sound's custom caption

being kissed in your sleep and pulled closer is such a top tier affection Sound's custom caption

Not to flirt or anything but I can't wait to make our bed and wash your clothes, make you dinner and clean our house. Sound's custom caption

Not trying to be flirty but I thought I was in my "I don't need anyone" era and you've got me grinning ear to ear like a damn fool every time your name pops up on my phone Sound's custom caption

not to flirt but I'll buy you icecream with your money when you're feeling down Sound's custom caption

I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" — like of course I'm helping you, that's what I do. You were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. Sound's custom caption

5 reasons we should get MARRIED 1. We'll be happy. 2. We can have UNLIMITED hugs. 3. We can create MINI versions of ourselfs. 4. We can have unlimited cuddles/ movie time 5. Unlimited bad singing in the truck with nobody watching. Sound's custom caption

thank you for letting me talk about the same thing 1000 times till im over it Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything, but I would definitely give you the password to my blanket fort in the living room, and share all my snacks Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but I would wash your work clothes, pack your lunch with little notes, cook dinner and wait for you to come home. Sound's custom caption

holy your handsome Sound's custom caption

ur VERY handsome btw Sound's custom caption

baby you are mine & i do not share Sound's custom caption

not to flirt or anything but i'd give you back and head scratches while you lay down and scroll on marketplace Sound's custom caption

i'm flirting telepathically rn so if you randomly start giggling out of nowhere just know that was me Sound's custom caption